If you haven’t noticed yet, I rather like coming up with clever post titles and while I won’t get into the sexism, objectification, and rape culture embedded in the christmas song sharing the same name as this post, I would like to take a moment to embrace the spirit of the season that revels in the “bad” weather. “Let It Snow” is my all time favorite christmas song to sing and there are of course dozens of others that talk about the cold, snow, and weather around this time of year. Most people dislike it but I just love gloomy days. Yesterday was nice and all but 70 degrees is just too tempting. I don’t want to sit inside and be productive when it’s sunny and warm, I’d rather be out and about, which is exactly what I did yesterday and I didn’t get nearly as much done as I needed to. Give me cold, rainy, and overcast any day; that’s what really gets me into work mode. As I’m writing this, I’m sitting inside listening to fireplace sounds, cafe sounds, and christmas music. It’s cozy and chaotic and perfect for me.
I’m going to revisit an old idea that I sort of glossed over the first time, a family travelling for the holidays in a VW. This concept has become a reality for me because my family will now be travelling quite a bit for christmas this year. While I’d love to write this post with a fresh perspective after the two nine hour car rides we will be making, now will have to suffice. So my original idea went something like this:
A family is driving somewhere for the holidays in the snow. The kids are asleep in the backseat with a fireplace playing on the back seat video player (which some VW cars have) the mom and dad are smiling at each other up front listening to soft instrumental christmas music on the radio.
That’s really cute and all but let’s be honest, that is not how these things go. There is rarely that perfect quiet moment or whatever it is that commercials try to portray. There are fights and spilled sodas, vomiting on pillows, tears, and six hundred “are we there yet?”s. There’s snow drifts, traffic jams, radio interference, and GPS issues. Maybe if an ad fully represented that but also said, “hey, your family may suck, and the drive may suck, but at least your car won’t.” Because seriously, the only thing worse than having to travel 600 miles with four kids on christmas day (That is going to be me.) is having car trouble on the way. I know about that struggle from firsthand experience too. It isn’t fun.
So an ad that portrays what a family road trip is really like:
“I have to pee!” “Again?? We just stopped half an hour ago.” “I didn’t have to go then!” “Can it wait?” “NO!” “Okay, okay, hold on for five minutes, there’s a rest stop ahead.” “Maybe they have aspirin for Daddy’s headache.” “Let’s hope so.”
“Can we listen to Frosty the Snowman again?” “We already played it seven times.” “Pleeeease. I want Frosty.” “Not right now.” “I WANT FROSTY.” “No honey, we’re listening to other music right now.” *cries*
“He’s touching mee.” “Jacob, stop touching your sister.” “I’m not!” “Both of you, stop fighting.” “He stole my crackers.” “I did not, you already ate yours and now you’re trying to take mine!” “Stop looking at me.” “I can look wherever I want to.” “MOOOM.” *sigh* “How about we listen to Frosty the Snowman again?” “YAY.”
“Mom, I feel funny.” “Funny how honey? What is it? Do you have to go to the bathroom?” “No, my tummy feels weird.” *vomits*
Narrator: With all of the hassles and problem of travelling for the holidays, make sure your car isn’t one of them.” *VW logo*
This is really fun and hilarious yet awful for anyone who has had to deal with this stuff. It’s realistic and irreverent and it isn’t faking some nostalgic holiday spirit or magical peaceful happiness. I almost like it.




